I am looking for an x-ray job and can find nothing!?

To be honest with you, the only problem I can see with your resume is that you posted it on Y!A and were using unprofessional language to describe your situation. Sure, most of us cuss now and then- and some more than others ;), but I wouldn't be putting something up for all to see on Y!A. Otherwise, it looks fine....so remove your question and keep looking! This economy is not very conducive to employment right now.