Help! I went to a frat party last night and ped out and woke up with a?

beer bottle stuck in my . As far as I can tell, it is still about a 1/3 full (if i move beer will float up into my colon and I run risk life-threatening toxicity. I would call 911 but I am a student with no insurance and would drown in the medical bills. Is it safe to just yank it out?